WW #23 (courtesy of Lola)

Strange that Lola actually wants something smaller, but we're down to 3 q's per week now. Here are her q's:

1. breast size: how large is TOO large!? much of porn suggests society feels that "bigger is better" and that implants are ok. how does that work for you?

There's a limit--too large is just grotesque. If a woman is so concerned about her looks that she would want to spend that kind of jack on boobs (post-mastectomy patients excepted), she wouldn't be for me. Nothing morally wrong with it, just seems like misplaced priorities.

2. on a sexually-related board, a recent poster claimed that large, long labia were a turn-on. he even stated that he'd TURNED DOWN women for sex due to the fact that they had tiny or non-existent inner labia. what's your take on that ... are meat curtains attractive, or would you rather see everything tucked up there nicely?

That dude is waaaaaay too picky, IMHO. Haven't been with someone with, uh, meat curtains large enough to catch my attention. But, I wouldn't think that it was a big deal either way.

3. fairly recently, there have been posts about cisco adler's LOW hanging scrotum, as well as pete, the singer from the group dead or alive. i've seen scrotum-reduction surgery on TV.
would you reduce your scrotal size, or ask you SO to do so, if they were seriously low-hanging or large?

A friend of mine asked me if I knew of this kind of surgery, so I guess I know what the answer is now. Unless they started inhibiting normal activities (like sitting, exercising, etc.), I would leave them be.